Vinimus, Vidimus, Bibimus – We came, We saw, We drank!!

Posted by Josh on Sep 21, 2011 in Editorial, Events, Pyro | 0 comments

Tuesday night saw the most people ever complete the Pyromania Century Challenge at Pyro Pizza! Below, we’ve included a list of our Centurion all stars (or at least the ones who wrote their names legibly and wanted to be included on the website! I apologize if we got the spelling wrong, but that’s either your fault for writing like a third grader, learning cursive for the first time, or our fault for letting people write their names after rocking 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes

Boom goes the dynamite! Behold, the Wudaokou Centurion Warriors!
Dan Barker, Edward Messelt, Jessica LaRusso, Anthony LaRusso, Kimberly, Dave Goss, Stephen, Karan Mudgal, Asger K. Pedersen, Michiel Vos, Peter Fritsch, Lars Goldstein, Nik Snyder, Trey Kwasny, Caitlin Voyle, Zach Louw, Abe Louw, Helene Sajer, Vaughn Watson, Aisling M’Caffrey, Andrew Banks, Arno, Martin, Joel Murray, Daniel Sellers, Matt Deschaer, Nat Karteras, Pedro, Aaron Choo, and yours truly, of course!

(If for some reason you want your name removed, in order to achieve future political ambitions, just send us a message, and we’ll take it right down.)

Lush Rush!

Posted by Josh on Sep 15, 2011 in Editorial, Events, Food, Live Music, Lush, Open Mic, Pub Quiz, Pyro, Specials | 0 comments

Lush Rush – Fall 2011

Boom goes the dynamite!  Ladies and Gentlemen, Pirates and Ninjas, Pimps and Hoes, Jocks, Cheerios and Glee geeks, the fall semester has officially kicked off!

Lush Rush and Pyromania begin Monday baby, and you’re invited to the best week you’ll ever partially remember!  Awesome parties, dirt-cheap specials, and awesome food and drinks to keep your newly Beijing acclimated bodies pumped and partying all week long!

Lush Specials:

• Selected Lush Cocktails (30rmb) – half off during happy hour!
• 40rmb buckets of Tsingdao (7 bottles)!
• 20rmb burgers, chicken burgers, teriyaki chicken burgers, and tofu burgers, 2-4pm and 2-5am!

Pyro Specials:

• 20rmb pitchers during happy hour!
• 30rmb trays of shots (6 shots) during happy hour!
• All day long get a large pizza at the medium price! (delivery/carry out only)
• All day long get a free pitcher of coke, sprite, or beer with any pizza purchase (in-store only)

check out the highlights and daily specials in the full article…

Pyro phones are working again!

Posted by Josh on Aug 11, 2011 in Editorial, Food, Pyro | 0 comments

Pick up that phone, dial 8286-6240 and order your pizza! After a couple brutal days, the phones are back in working order again, and just in time with Thursday’s delivery special of a large pizza at the price of a medium. So if you’ve been hankering for an awesome Pyro pizza, hot and straight to your door, we can’t wait to make that happen for you!

We’ll be waiting eagerly by the phone for your call, so don’t disappoint!

Pyro phone lines are still down! (August 11th)

Posted by Josh on Aug 11, 2011 in Editorial, Food, Pyro | 0 comments

Hey guys, so sorry to have to post this message, but the Pyro phone lines are still down today. The telephone company has scheduled Friday morning to repair the phone lines, so if all goes to plan, we’ll have our delivery guys on their bikes delivering piping hot pizzas to you by tomorrow afternoon. Again, very sorry for the inconvenience!

Thanks for your understanding.

Pyro phone lines are down tonight (August 9th, 2011)

Posted by Josh on Aug 9, 2011 in Editorial, Food, Pyro | 0 comments

Hey hungry pizza people!

Our sincere apologies, but there was a fire in a restaurant located in the same complex as Pyro Pizza that took out the phone lines for the entire building! The telephone lines were supposed to be repaired this evening so we could get pizzas out to all our hungry fans, but then Beijing decided to pour down torrential rains – so the telephone repair people haven’t completed the task yet. If you feel like making the trek down to visit us, we’re still making pizzas, and we definitely want to make those deliveries, but for now the only way to make that happen is to order in person.  We’re very sorry for the bizarre combination of circumstances, but we’ll get it fixed as soon as we can!

Thanks for your understanding!!

Lush Rush Spring 2011 has begun!

Posted by Josh on Mar 15, 2011 in Editorial, Events, Food, Live Music, Lush, Open Mic, Pub Quiz, Pyro, Specials | 0 comments

Boom goes the dynamite!  Ladies and Gentlemen, Pirates and Ninjas, Pimps and Hoes, Jocks and Cheerios and Glee geeks, the spring semester has officially kicked off!

Lush Rush and Pyromania have begun baby, and you’re invited to the best week you’ll ever partially remember!  Awesome parties, dirt-cheap specials, and awesome food and drinks all week to keep your newly Beijing acclimated bodies pumped and partying all week long!

Lush Specials:

• Selected Lush Cocktails (30rmb) – half off during happy hour!
• 40rmb buckets of Tsingdao (7 bottles)!
• 20rmb burgers, chicken burgers, and teriyaki chicken burgers, 2-4pm and 2-4am!

Pyro Specials:

• 20rmb pitchers during happy hour!
• 30rmb trays of shots (6 shots) during happy hour!
• All day long (10am – 6pm), both in store and for delivery, get a large pizza at the medium price!

check out the highlights for each day in the full article…